Sunday, January 31, 2010

How shit happens in various religions

ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah
COMMUNISM: Equal shit happens to all people
CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad
SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you're on our shit list
ATHEISM: I don't believe this shit!
NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening
EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn't happen; shit is
BUDDHISM: Shit happens, but pay no mind
HINDUISM: This shit has happened before
JEHOVAH's WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armageddon


via gnu.org

Oh too funny!

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Just couldn't let the iPad jokes rest -- LOL

hmm..something is not right about these bunny slippers...

h/t @bizbunny thanks!!

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Procrastination Expose - watch if you dare...

Do you like money?

Body Painting of Tiger

February is Adopt-a-Rescued-Rabbit Month!

Stunning photo series...addiction on pause

20th Annual Celebration of Iranian Cinema | UCLA Film & Television Archive | Feb 5-20 | Los Angeles

Anyone want to go?  I have tickets for Fri, 2/12 and Sat 2/20.

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Saturday, January 30, 2010

House rabbits are 100% VEGAN & GREEN companions.

 
House rabbits eat 90% hay,
green veggies + little bit of rabbit pellets 2 x per day.

They're litterbox trained (if spayed/neutered)
and quiet.

They have no animal odor, they're 99% non-allergic, have no dander
and clean themselves scrupulously.

They poop and pee on hay that makes great organic garden fertilizer.

plus you get binkies and nosebonks. check it out. ; )

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Training Film - Do a Rabbit Binky in 4 Easy Steps!

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Hoppy Weekend!!

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California grrrrl meets snowbun...

Ailin's Big Adventure in Belgium:  Chapter 2

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Friday, January 29, 2010

Bunny saves human...er, right Criss?

Faith, luck and a bit of cheating

6 years ago Animal Control and I got to know each other over a rabbit. I had received a call about a rabbit left to starve after the family moved away Christmas Eve. The caller said she could see bones, not good at all.. She had called AC but after 3 days had heard nothing so she called a local dog rescue who gave her my number.

While we were talking AC arrived and told me not to take possession of the rabbit, not to trespass to attempt to feed the rabbit etc. They had to protect the rights of the owners to return for her, even if they haven't been seen in 4 weeks.. After telling me we had to wait 10 days, well I can't repeat what I told them... But not wanting to be arrested I agreed not to step foot on the property.
BUT I never agreed not to tell the neighbor how to feed and care for her. (who said she wouldn't let this animal starve to death).

Then there was a ice storm and we lost power for 3 days. I was worried sick about this skinny little bunny sleeping in the cold, with very little to eat. I thought there's no way she's survive. (curse of the rescuer, I am concerned about a rabbit long before we meet.) But on Feb 4 the power came back on and my phone rang.. The neighbor asked if I could still take the bunny, AC hadn't even called to check on it..and she was willing to bring it to me. A short while later I was holding the prettiest Dutch I had ever seen.. She looked out the carrier at me like "I knew I'd make it, I had faith"...thus her name. It amazed me she was such a sweet bunny, after all she had been through. But she did have a bad vocabulary and didn't think twice about grunting or growling if things didn't go her way...lol

Several months later AC came into where I worked and asked if I had taken that rabbit.. I said "No, I never stepped foot on that property....don't even know the address".. One of them asked if they'd find the brown bunny at my house and I said "Nope "......because she wasn't a brown bunny she is a tortie dutch, she wasn't skinny any longer and well they'd never recognize her...lol

I took photos of her the day she arrived, after being fed by the neighbor for almost 2 weeks. When people ask why I do this, I think of Faith...the sweetest Dutch I've ever known. Of course she did have that fling with Jonny B Badd producing the Dutch mafia....but well what girl can resist his charms.

Here you see her back bone, I'm not pressing that's how far it was sticking up.
My name is Faith O'Hara, I think you'd heard of my Cousin Scarlet? Well like her, I'll never be hungry again.. or cold.
Faith a few years later, you can see she never missed another meal.


(thanks to Ingrid Doerksen for sending this out into the ether)

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Pigeon + baby bunnies story...who hasn't seen these Wonderful pics?

These little bunnies, about 6 days old, were attacked by a dog and orphaned. Two out of the litter of five did not survive, and these three were not doing very well. 

Noah is a non-releasable, one-legged homing pigeon that we have here in rehab. 

Noah kept going over to the bunny cage and looking in...even sleeping in fron t of the door to the cage.

Then, 2 days ago, I only counted 2 bunnies in the cage, so I hurriedly picked Noah up from the front of the cage so I could look inside. 

And to my surprise...there was the tiny bunny...under Noah's wing...sound asleep!  The bunny had crawled through the cage....preferring a featherbed, no doubt.

Now, they are all together, and the bunnies are doing GREAT. 

When the bunnies scoot underneath Noah's feathers, he extends his wings out to surround them..and they snuggle. When one of them moves and they start sticking out here and there, he gently pushes them back under him with his beak!!!!! This is amazing!!!   



Rabbit Match got this story last March 2009 from Colorado House Rabbit Society.  Wonder if there's an update on this special family out there...

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"Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends." --George Bernard Shaw

House rabbits are 100% VEGAN & GREEN companions.

#vegan #vegetarian #green #shelter #rabbit #bunny #rescue

House rabbits eat 90% hay,
green veggies + a little bit of rabbit pellets 2 x per day.

They're litterbox trained (if spayed/neutered)
and quiet.

They have no animal odor, they're 99% non-allergic, have no dander
and clean themselves scrupulously.

They poop and pee on hay that makes great organic garden fertilizer.

plus you get binkies and nosebonks. check it out. ; )

 

 

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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

New baby duckling gets a ride on mom's back...

3 min video.  the duckling starts at 1:30 in.  A-DOR-ABLE.
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Rabbit gambles on slot machine!

A rabbit has become an unlikely regular at a Worcestershire pub where he enjoys nothing better than a sip of cider while playing the fruit machine.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3653324.html?menu=

this comes from Ellen Brynn Eder. Thanks, Ellen! He's adorable!

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great birthday card!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

The REAL Energizer Bunny...

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How many times have I watched this now???  I've lost count...  ; )

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i have this salad cookbook! Camelot is The Cutest Bun! (the salads are good too!)

Together, we invented the tastiest salads in the world! We use ingredients like fresh figs, rose water, AND dried cranberries to make salads the most mouthwatering part of your meal!

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that is ONE Wascally Wabbit!

Dear jpjazz,

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the tail and ears.  'nough said.  ; )

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Monday, January 25, 2010

Oh hai there, Koala Bun! - The Daily Bunny

One of our handsome wonderful adoptable bunnies! Kathmandu, rex with himalayan markings...he's quite nommie.

PS Thanks Daily Bunny! We nom you too!

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One bunny to Belgium pleeeez...

Our frequent flyer!

Inge and her furgrrrrrl, Ailin, flew to Belgium for a 6 week visit.  Here's a pic of the munchkin in her very own seat, 16D.  Apple martini, please.  Hold the olive.

She passed with FLYING colors, ;)

And so did KLM Airlines.  Thank you for taking such good care of Ailin and her human!

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