Wednesday, January 04, 2012

Lagomorph U - enrolling now!!!

Attention all rabbits!!!!!!  New course offering "Advanced Body Language" taught by Professor Orlando.

In this course you will learn to:

1. OCCUPY the kitchen!!!
2. scam and score extra fruit and veggie treats far beyond your wildest dreams!!!
3. look unbearably cute and at the same time absolutely pitiful!!!
4. display best part of your anatomy such as Coco Chanel tummy pattern!!!!!
5. use Quantum Physics principles to dodge UFOs launching themselves from kitchen counter.
6. get extra pets galore (see #3)!!!!!!!

Prof Orlando demonstrates pose #4:

Orlando_lagomorph_u

Cost of class:  crate of greens and veggies to share!

HOPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!!

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