I’m Patagonia and I am the sweetest bun you will ever meet. I bear a gorgeous gray coat with a prominent patch of marigold colored fur on my posterior. The moms say it matches my sunny disposition! I am an expert nuzzler and all around fabulous cuddler. I would absolutely love to be adopted by a human who will keep me in their nice warm home and provide me with unlimited affection and of course a nice supply of greens and exercise! In my spare time, I love to rearrange my condo and sprawl out in my ex-pen after running in circles around the moms.
If Playboy featured real bunnies rather than those silly humans dressed up in bunny ears, I would definitely make the cover! I am an expert flirt but am looking for my one true love and I wish upon a star that it’s you, you delicious-smelling human! So please contact the moms at RabbitMatch and schedule a play date with me, Patagonia, the most playful and positively radiant bun there ever was!
Passionately Yours, Patagonia
(written and photographed by Camille!)